女人买黄瓜的理由和撸管的笑话权衡

2021-05-26 来源：临清租房网

新浪体育讯　北京时间10月19日消息女人买黄瓜的理由和撸管的笑话

1.朋友问我：你知道女人为什么说黄瓜可以美容吗？

1. My friend asked me: do you know why women say cucumber can hairdressing?

我说：不知道。

I said: I don t know.

朋友轻声贱笑，说：因为这样，就可以名正言顺的买黄瓜回去用啦！

Friend base softly smile, said: because of this, can be perfectly justifiable to buy cucumbers back!

2、一哥们问：有人在你背后捅刀子怎么办？

2, a the elder brothers to ask: someone you stab?

我答：自卫！

I answer: self-defense!

哥们笑：擦！你被人捅了，你还想着撸管子！

Elder brothers smile: wipe! You were stabbed, you still thinking of lu tube!

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